Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.

SHAHID AFRIDI KE ZEHN MEIN KIA H0TA HAI

SHAHID AFRIDI KE ZEHN MEIN KIA H0TA HAI

Mere zehan mein hy bht kuch jese pakistan ke liye harna

Australia ke samne bacha ban jana
Jab team har jaey to motor bike pr bhagnaMere zehn pe ye sab kuch siwae jetne ki preshani ke.....
Kiun ke mein istamal krta hun f-16 naswar

ZABARDAST;-):-D

khoobsurat aankhain teri

khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night

I work in a condom factory

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n

these r customers’ complaints

factory for girl workers

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work

Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

On The First Wedding Night

On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

a boy touches a girl everywhere

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Doctor my wife is pergnant

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other

Cutest Love Story:
.
.
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
.
Whats Happening?
.

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
.
Wapish Le Laha Tha

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?
.
.

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Feelings of girls after exam & Sex.

Feelings of girls after exam & Sex.

Kitna lamba tha.
Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.
Pata hi nahi Laga kab ho gya.
Mera to shoot gya tha thoda.
3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.
Saari raat nahi soyi.
Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

Aage se soch samajh kar tyari se dungi

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight

Kabhi kuch baat kehdena or kehna chalo chhoro

Kabhi kuch baat kehdena or kehna chalo chhoro
Kabhi kuch kehte - kehte keh dena chalo chhoro
Yeh ada\'ain tumhari khaas lagti hain na janay kyun
Kabhi socha k keh dalun kabhi socha chalo chhoro
Jatana bhi nahi aata keh yeh tumse kaisa rishta hai
Tumharay sath chalta main, phir socha chalo chhoro
Meri beqarari ka aalam kya hai kise jakar bataun main
Tha ye socha tumko bataunga phir socha chalo chhoro

Boy proposed a girl

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so frnds asked Y U don’t feel?
Boy- Y should i feel?
I lost 1 who never loved me !
she lost the 1 who really love her…

An Old Man with a Sexy Girl

Saturday noon,
an Old Man with a Sexy Girl entrd a Jewlry shp and chose a Ring worth $200'000 for the Girl

Giving cheq He said he'd collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheq is clrd.

Monday Jewlr called up the old man- There's no Money in ur Acnt!

Old Man:
I Know,
but can You imagine the Weekend I had?

6 truths of life:-

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

Few Girls To Become A Mother

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother